Bird

Bird (Also known as Bird, Bird and Chrystoulla Lefkosiou) is one of the Grand Dragons. She resides in Swansealand, a notorious heroin den, and guards the passage to the Foodlands, which she only decided to name that way because she wanted to divert attention from the fact that it's just a bunch of discount products from Tesco and Lidl, as some claim. Notably, she is the most goblin-friendly member of the Grand Dragons, although some contend that it is just a mask she puts on to steal any food and sweets she can. Skilled in not only stealing and consuming food, Bird is also excels at making food, which notable food experts like Gordon Ramsay graded as high as a McDonald's 2 quid meal deal.

"Çimlerin üzerinde köpek boku"

- Recep Tayyip Erdoğan while dining on one of Bird's dishes

Artistic Endeavours
Bird is well known as a renowned artist and goes by the pseudonym "Transparent Penis". She utilizes a very minimalist style to express personal grievances and sorrows, such as her crippling addiction to sweets. Bird has produced many world renowned works, which have shook the artistic world of Difficulty Online to its very core and redefined the very concept of art. Exemplars of her artworks can be viewed below:

Cooking Career
As already mentioned, Bird is a prominent cook. Her most notable dishes include Piss and Shit Spring rolls, Vomit Lava Cake, and Cum Sponge Tiramisu, among others. Her most notable dish is the Piss Lemon soup, the creation of which first stemmed from her cultural roots in the Republic of Northern Cyprus, and her desire to unite the beautiful island of Cyprus with Turkey.

Bird was prominently featured on "Hells Kitchen", the show of the world renowned chef Gordon Ramsey, who revered the dishes that bird made. Fans of the show complained of Bird stealing all the prizes and being a favourite of Gordon, which some attribute to the two jointly running an underground Lindt sex empire together.

Notoriety
Bird is notoriously known for executing Goblins she finds unworthy to enter the Difficulty realm on the spot. Her current count is unknown, though some speculate it to be in the 1000s. Her preferred method of execution is eating the goblins alive. Some attribute such execution methods to Bird's insatiable hunger, as opposed to any sense of justice or morality.

"Evil Bird, Nobody Alive"

- Bird

Health Complications
In 2010, Bird developed health complications due to the enormous amounts of candy she consumed on a daily basis. Bird came out publicly on twitter, pronouncing that she had somehow managed to acquire both types of diabetes within a week. The WHO took note of Bird's problems, and extended their helping hand to her a month later after an open letter by several prominent actors, politicians and prostitutes was written. Despite the organisation's courtesy and offers to fund her health treatment, Bird refused their help with a swift response:

"Sod off and give me more lindt you mong. Hahaha saaaafe."

- Bird