Thomas



Thomas (Also known as Major Tom, Tom or Stunna Boy Gettem) is a creature of legend, residing somewhere in the Sahara Desert. His appearances in the life of difficulty are few and far between, but when they do happen, they bring unprecedented change upon the very fabric of realty.

"As the creature of great might descends upon the goblin realm, both - its friends and its foes can only utter but a single name: Thomas"

- Some Tunisian crack addict

Participation in the Sugondese War
Thomas has participated in several wars, but is most known for his participation in the Great Sugondese War of the Old, a war that has been said to shape the very fabric of reality. Few remember of the events transpired, but it is obvious that the effects of the Great Sugondese War have rippled across the very fabric of reality and time, leaving no atom untouched. Few dare speak of this event, yet goblin-kind passes these stories to their kin in secret throughout generation, thus keeping the memory alive.

Affiliation with Drain Gang
On several occasions, Thomas has spoken highly of his exploits within the legendary underground crime association Drain Gang; the very structure of the group and its members have been quite influenced by Thomas.

"My n*gga @stunnaboygettem never smile that n*gga don't ever blink. That n*gga #dontplay."

- Prominent member of Drain Gang Yung Lean, when asked about what the fuck he and Thomas were doing in a drain at 3 am.

Inconsistent Skin Color
Few have actually seen or heard Thomas speak, but those few who have, and lived to tell the tale, have referred to his skin color as either black or white "depending on how your nuts hang" - whatever that means.

Here are a few examples of how Thomas has been known to appear:

Drip
Thomas is known to be quite fashionable, and his drip has been attributed to several cases of mass ovary-explosions from south Sudan to Lybia throughout several years in the period from 1678 to 1987. Here are a few examples of his drip: