Simp counterintelligence and execution

While it has been speculated and even recently commented by Grand Dragons themselves that Difficulty Online is a sausage fest, old archives found by Piss Babies in their dungeon suggest that there's been events during 2019 and 2020 in which past members where caugt simping alleged female members. The details of the Simp cases remain a mistery to most Goblins and Kludds, who would end up simping if they were to realize that Difficulty Online is not, in fact, a sausage fest. What was left in these archives led them to believe that Grand Dragons use different methods of interrogation and evidence gathering that are not commonly seen outside of Difficulty Online.

High octane autism Kludds even found visual depictions of these events left by the Grand Dragon Jeff in a mostly forgotten room. However, the archives in the Piss Baby Dungeon and Jeff's depictions only brought to light small bits of the exchanges between the Simps and Interrogators, leaving the details of the executions exclusive to the Difficulty High Court archive. Due to the nature of this archive being top secret, the divulgation of such information would amount for the execution of the Remembrancer Kludd that's writing this article and all of his family and loved ones.