Raymond



Raymond (Also known as Frogchamp, Ray and, most notably, Frenchie) is a member of the endangered Catboy species "Copain Cool", who lives on an island made entirely of, and this is emphasized in several of his auto-biographies, bread and dildos. He has been known to enjoy a bit of wine on a cool summer day once in a while, but that is all information available relating to his hobbies due to his Mossad affiliations.

Early Life
Raymond has achieved many a feat, but his most impressive feat was during the French revolution of 1789, the cause of which has been attributed to Raymond's "insatiable hunger for cock and pussy and butthole" by several prominent historians, like Eliot Rodger.

The French Revolution
Raymond's personal record of sucking off 345 members of the French aristocracy has been said to have been the leading cause of the peasant revolution that occurred in France in 1789, as the peasants were jealous that they didn't get to use Ray the same as the aristocrats did. His contribution to this significant event proved nearly fatal for his species, however, as both, the peasants and the aristocrats, hunted nearly every catboy they could get their hands on out of jealousy.

"They are just that good. If we can't have em, nobody can."

-Tarrare the Catboy Eater after consuming another horse

Mossad Affiliations
Raymond has been ousted by several nations around the world, including Russia, Iran and Iraq as a spy for the Mossad. Despite countless failures in the field of intelligence, Raymond proved useful as a stress and cum relief tool for the agents, and thus they kept him in their ranks despite him being an incompetent spy.

The most notable operations that Raymond was involved in include:

Operation Two Towers,

Haiti Race War: Operation Desert Shitstorm,

Operation Suck Cum Fuck and

Operation Sneed and Feed.

Legal Disputes
In April of 2021, Bird, a notable Grand Dragon and honorary diabetic, has sentenced Raymond to a 10.000 years in the Piss Baby Dungeon, where he would gurgle piss for the remainder of his Catboy lives. After hiring the prominent lawyer Saso, who served a claim form with the Swansea Civil Justice Centre, and threatened to take matters to the European Court of Human Rights if no action to review Raymond's case was taken, Raymond was absolved of all charges. This gave rise to the movement known as "Catboy Lives Matter", which resulted in several violent protests among Goblin kin, despite the fact that justice has been served and Raymond has been released.

Insiders state, however, that the legal proceedings were not the key aspect that changed Bird's mind; it was the threat of seizure of her illegal stockpiles of Lindt stored several forests in Canada.